FUN

☻A kid gets zero in a paper

Father angrily asks,

“Wats this?”

Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..


☻Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
He wanted the lesson to be very clear!

☻TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile?”
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

☻When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!

☻TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !


☻Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they're all in HIGH School!

☻TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !

☻TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.
Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !

☻LKG Boy on Phone : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today

☻Teacher : Who is on the line ?

Boy : This is my father speaking..


☻Why did Ravi take a ruler to bed?
Because he wanted to see how long he slept!


☻Why was the students report card all wet?
Because it was below C ( sea ) level.


☻Who should be your best friend at school?
Your princi-pal!


☻TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

☻Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!


☻If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None, they were all copycats!

☻Teacher : Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he
sat in the Class, he
wouldn’t have discovered anything.

☻TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George!

☻Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

☻TEACHER – Can you Tell
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .

☻Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon

☻TEACHER – Pappu,
You Missed School yesterday, Didn’t You.?
PAPPU – No, Not a bit Ma’am.!!

☻TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time.”

☻TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!

☻TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down
his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing
it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
JOHNNY: “Because George still had the ax in his hand.”