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Monday, September 5, 2011

Natural Beauty


Amisha Patel Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Aishwarya Rai Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Bhumika Chawla Unseen Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Bipasha Basu Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Deepika Padukone Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Esha Deol Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Anushka Sharma Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Karishma Kapoor Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Katrina Kaif Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Kim Sharma Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Lara Dutta Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Kareena Kapoor Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Mughda Godse Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Preity Zinta Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Priyanka Chopra Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Rakhi Sawant Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Madhuri Dixit Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Sonam Kapoor Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Sushmita Sen Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Tanushree Dutta Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Urmila Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Rani Mukerji Real Life Pictures without Makeup

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Monday, July 18, 2011

Friday, February 18, 2011

Story of Appreciation


Story of Appreciation
One young academically excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company.






He passed the first interview, the director did the last interview, made the last decision.






The director discovered from the CV that the youth's academic achievements were excellent all the way,


from the secondary school until the postgraduate research, never had a year when he did not score good grades.






The director asked, "Did you obtain any scholarships in school?" the youth answered "None."






The director asked, " Was it your father who paid for your school fees?"


The youth answered, "My father passed away when I was one year old, it was my mother who paid for my school fees."


The director asked, "Where did your mother work?"


The youth answered, "My mother worked as clothes cleaner."


The director requested the youth to show his hands. The youth showed a pair of hands that were smooth and perfect.






The director asked, " Have you ever helped your mother wash the clothes before?"






The youth answered, "Never, my mother always wanted me to study and read more books. Furthermore, my mother can wash clothes faster than me."






The director said, "I have a request. When you go back today, go and clean your mother's hands, and then see me tomorrow morning."






The youth felt that his chance of landing the job was high. When he went back, he happily requested his mother to let him clean her hands. His mother felt strange, happy but with mixed feelings, she showed her hands to the kid.






The youth cleaned his mother's hands slowly.


His tear fell as he did that.


It was the first time he noticed that his mother's hands were so wrinkled, and there were so many bruises in her hands. Some bruises were so painful that his mother shivered when they were cleaned with water.






This was the first time the youth realized that it was this pair of hands that washed the clothes everyday to enable him to pay the school fee. The bruises in the mother's hands were the price that the mother had to pay for his graduation, academic excellence and his future.






After finishing the cleaning of his mother hands, the youth quietly washed all the remaining clothes for his mother.






That night, mother and son talked for a very long time.






Next morning, the youth went to the director's office.






The Director noticed the tears in the youth's eyes, asked: "Can you tell me what have you done and learned yesterday in your house?"






The youth answered, "I cleaned my mother's hand, and also finished cleaning all the remaining clothes."






The Director asked, "Please tell me your feelings."






The youth said,


Number 1, I know now what is appreciation. Without my mother, there would not be the successful me today.


Number 2, by working together and helping my mother, only I now realize how difficult and tough it is to get something done.


Number 3, I have come to appreciate the importance and value of family relationship.






The director said, "This is what I am looking for to be my manager."






I want to recruit a person who can appreciate the help of others, a person who knows the sufferings of


others to get things done, and a person who would not put money as his only goal in life. You are hired.






Later on, this young person worked very hard, and received the respect of his subordinates. Every employee worked diligently and as a team. The company's performance improved tremendously.
TONGUE TWISTER



1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

VALENTINE'S

7 Feb Rose Day





8 Feb Propose Day


9 Feb Chocolate Day



10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day





12 Feb Kiss Day


 
13 Feb Hug Day


 



15 Feb Slap Day

16 Feb Kick Day


17 Feb Perfume Day

18 Feb Flirting Day

19 Feb Confession Day
I want to confess dear sweetheart!! 


21 Feb Break Up
 


Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Our country is a secular country:


In our country there are many religions..

But Keep one thing in mind..

'TEMPLE' is a 6 letter word..

'CHURCH' is a 6 letter word..

...'MOSQUE' is a 6 letter word..

Also 'GEETA' is a 5 letter word..

'BIBLE' is a 5 letter word..

'QURAN' is a 5 letter word.. Thats unity..

Even letters are in unity, why dont we..?

Think & spread

& act as well. . . I LOVE MY INDIA

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

SOLVE EXAM

Husband wife jokes

Woh kaun thi
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi


wife hit her husband with frying pan

Husband: What was that for...?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Message of the year

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi
Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kya hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How women call their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?

Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

1 horror movie dekhi

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband: Apni shadi ki..

CHINLISH

Too Good!!! China is the place to be for English teachers >>>


WELCOME FOR COMING!?


The key to Existence is pushing!


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I wont....
I Promise....
But where are you.......?


Children Made in China!


Have a careful Suicide...


I'm not going to Pay to trim the foot.


Still didn't Understand?.........
Neither I........(May be accident prone area.)


Data Breaker !?!?!?!?


Bottled water in a can.......?


I'm going down pressing my head up.......


Looks like one.......


Okay.......


Sorry I cant treasure the used one....
Really can't




Are they your Relatives.....????
Nice to meet them........


Thanks for the suggestion




Yes i will.......!!!(Specially Chinese......)