Our country is a secular country:


In our country there are many religions..

But Keep one thing in mind..

'TEMPLE' is a 6 letter word..

'CHURCH' is a 6 letter word..

...'MOSQUE' is a 6 letter word..

Also 'GEETA' is a 5 letter word..

'BIBLE' is a 5 letter word..

'QURAN' is a 5 letter word.. Thats unity..

Even letters are in unity, why dont we..?

Think & spread

& act as well. . . I LOVE MY INDIA

SOLVE EXAM

Husband wife jokes

Woh kaun thi
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi


wife hit her husband with frying pan

Husband: What was that for...?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Message of the year

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi
Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kya hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How women call their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?

Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband: Apni shadi ki..

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CHINLISH

Too Good!!! China is the place to be for English teachers >>>


WELCOME FOR COMING!?


The key to Existence is pushing!


????


I wont....
I Promise....
But where are you.......?


Children Made in China!


Have a careful Suicide...


I'm not going to Pay to trim the foot.


Still didn't Understand?.........
Neither I........(May be accident prone area.)


Data Breaker !?!?!?!?


Bottled water in a can.......?


I'm going down pressing my head up.......


Looks like one.......


Okay.......


Sorry I cant treasure the used one....
Really can't




Are they your Relatives.....????
Nice to meet them........


Thanks for the suggestion




Yes i will.......!!!(Specially Chinese......)

LOVE STORY

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I USED TO BE LIKE THIS.....

I MET A GIRL.....

SHE WAS LIKE THIS......


TOGETHER WE WERE LIKE THIS.....

I GAVE HER GIFTS LIKE THIS......

WHEN SHE ACCEPTED MY PROPOSAL I WAS LIKE THIS......

I USED TO TALK TO HER ALL NIGHT LIKE THIS......


AND AT OFFICE USED TO DO THIS......

WHEN MY FRIENDS SAW MY GIRL FRIEND THEY STARED LIKE THIS......

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AND I USED TO REACT LIKE THIS.......

BUT ON VALENTINES DAY SHE GAVE ROSE TO SOME ONE ELSE LIKE THIS.....


AND I WAS LIKE THIS......

WHICH LATER LED TO THIS.....

I FELT LIKE DOING THIS.....

BUT RATHER DID THIS......

I STARTED DOING THIS......

I LOVE U

TOP TEN TIPS FOR 2011

1) Do not get into trouble.


2.) Aim for greater heights.


3) Stay focused on your job.


4) Exercise to maintain good health.


5) Practice Team work.


6) Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back.


7) Save for rainy days.


8) Rest and relax.


9) Always smile when your boss is around.


10) Nothing is impossible.